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Dimensions

5.5" x 4.25"

Paper quality

Card stock:
100lb Mohawk paper with a matte vellum finish
100% post consumer recycled

Envelope quality

Card stock:
70lb Mohawk paper with a matte vellum finish
100% post consumer recycled

Meet Power & Light Press

Silver City, NM

Hi. My name is Kyle Durrie. I’m the proprietor of Power and Light Press, a letterpress studio based in Portland, Ore. Here at Power and Light Press, I take great pride in the pursuit of fine craftsmanship, but I work just as hard to hone a juvenile, sometimes inappropriate sense of humor. I am inspired by a love of paper, wobbly lines, history, overheard conversations, logs, whiskey, trains, the color brown, the Wild West, dogs, salt water, road maps, vintage office supplies, and beards, among other things. I also love crossword puzzles, swimming in creeks, green chile, adventures, and occupying small spaces.

Hi. My name is Kyle Durrie. I’m the proprietor of Power and Light Press, a letterpress studio based in Portland, Ore. Here at Power and Light Press, I take great pride in the pursuit of fine craftsmanship, but I work just as hard to hone a juvenile, sometimes inappropriate sense of humor. I am inspired by a love of paper, wobbly lines, history, overheard conversations, logs, whiskey, trains, the color brown, the Wild West, dogs, salt water, road maps, vintage office supplies, and beards, among other things. I also love crossword puzzles, swimming in creeks, green chile, adventures, and occupying small spaces.

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FAQs

Do you really address and mail the cards?
Yes we do! We're the only stationery company that actually addresses, stamps and mails all of the cards for you. The amount of time and hassle it will save you is immeasurable. It's truly game changing. We highly recommend.
Is mailing them by hand really that bad?
Yes. It's horrible. So horrible that we created an entire company to help people avoid it. Writing, stuffing, addressing, licking and stamping a large amount of cards becomes a full time job that can takes weeks or even months. Save yourselves!
Does the handwriting look real?
Yes. Our patented "Smart" handwriting fonts look so real that even Martha Stewart Weddings was fooled and recommends doing your thank you cards with Postable to avoid carpel tunnel syndrome.
What if we want to write our cards by hand?
Also not a problem. We will respect your decision and send you a box of cards and envelopes just like any other online stationery company (only our cards will be infinitely cuter).
Are your cards nice?
We might be a little biased but we think it's the best collection of cards on the internet. We're working with all of the best designers in the country to bring you the most amazing collection around. And they're all printed on luxe, 100% post-consumer recycled paper. We're so insane about our designs that we're even using AI to create an exclusive line of "Magazine Cover" style cards.
Why is your address book so popular?
Funny you should ask. When we launched the Postable address book we had no idea it would take off the way it has. It just fills a very specific niche of making it easy to collect friends' mailing addresses. And then beyond sending the first batch of cards, it becomes an indispensable tool for keeping up with important occasions in your friends' lives. There are many copycats but none of them quite capture the magic of ours. And it's free ;-)
Are your prices really better?
All of the other stationery companies secretly upcharge for everything. From envelopes to recycled paper to addressing and beyond. Our pricing is all inclusive and once you calculate all of their add-ons, our cards and service is an infinitely better value.

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